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A social butterfly

A guy named Danny walks into a bar, tells the bartender to get him four shots of the highest proof he has, and says, “I… Read More »A guy named Danny walks into a bar…

So I’ve got crap credit (552), with 1 item in collections ($137). No payment history, no credit cards, and no age of credit history. I… Read More »How do secured credit cards work?

So is congress the opposite of progress?

Parlor: “Hello Sir, can I take your order?”Me: “Yes, I’d like a male hot fudge sundae please.”Parlor: “I’m sorry Sir, a male hot fudge sundae?”Me:… Read More »The ice cream parlor asks for my order

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It’s a fizzician!I’ll see myself out

I guess i am not that good at reverse engineering

….We never went back to Thailand since!