My wife and I are into S & M
She sleeps and I masturbate.
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What if they’re not stars, but holes poked in a jar lid so we can breathe…
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Because of all the commercialism and materialism, I’ve decided I’m not going to celebrate Christmas anymore. So feel free to buy me a present anytime… Read More »JOKESTER
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”Natalie up the road just showed me a picture of her new baby on her phone” hubby told me. ”aah lovely…. what did she have?… Read More »JOKESTER
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I’m so old, I can go through a whole day without taking a picture.
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Evidently I misheard what my nephew wanted for Christmas, you should have seen the look on his face when he opened Mein Kampf and not… Read More »JOKESTER
There was a man named John Odd
There was this man named John Odd, and he hated his last name.People constantly made fun of it, called him and his wife “The Odd… Read More »There was a man named John Odd
If you go in for surgery now the anesthesiologist will offer to knock you out with gas or hit you over the head with a boat paddle.
It’s an ether/oar situation(Ether is the name of the gas used)
Queen and the King too!
r/vexillology•Posted byu/henrique3d4 hours agoIt’s not every day that we have the opportunity to see the shortest and the widest flags side by side in the… Read More »Queen and the King too!
Genders are just like the twin towers…
There used to be two, but now its a sensitive subject.