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I wonder how long he’s in the dog house for that one.
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The opposite of Microsoft Office is…
Macrohard Onfire.
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I asked a Chinese girl for her number…
She said, Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight. I said, “Wow” Then her friend said, She means 666-3629.
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I was kidnapped by some mimes 4 years ago today
The things they did to me were just unspeakable
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It was 11 years ago today.
My buddy James came running into the room, tears streaming down his face, and shouting,“It’s a boy! It’s a boy!”Needless to say, we never went back to Thailand.
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It’s good news for insomniacs
Only 10 more sleeps till Christmas.
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Idea:a we code patch on a shirt that rick rolls anyone who scans it
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Her: Take off my bra
Me: Ok Her: Take off my Panties Me: Wow, ok Her: Stop wearing my clothes
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What do you call the gay ocean community?
AlgaeBT.
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Merry Christmas Hindus and Muslims
“Consider it a Christmas gift from the universe to the world” … “visible from parts of Indonesia, southern India, Oman and Saudi Arabia.”https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnn.com/travel/amp/solar-eclipse-christmas-scn-trnd/index.html