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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.Probably wasn’t the same fucking elephant.This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.
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SSD questions
Going to build my first PC in a few days, so I’ve got just a few questions about SSDs.Is the 256gb ADATA SX8200 Pro a good SSD, or would it be better to go with a SATA SSD such as this Seagate Barracuda one.Would either of these SSDs work with this B450 Aorus Pro Wifi?Is the ADATA SSD mentioned above a well known and good SSD for the price?All help is appreciated, thanks
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I’m tired of the term whistleblower.
Can we all start using the term Snitchbitch instead?
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Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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My mother who left me when I was 3 recently started working at my school
I knew she’d end up in hell
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My wife says I’m always repeating myself.
My wife says I’m always repeating myself
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The Left media need to decide on a strategy to tackle the influence of the Right media.
If you think about all the celebrities, movie stars, sports stars, comedians, all the late night shows, you’d think conservatives would have no chance.But in Australia, the US and now the UK with a record majority, it’s completely the other way and swinging further.I feel like this is because of the way Left media (or pop culture) treats the right wing and their politicians. If you read Right media (basically Murdoch) they know how to really attack an opponent and actually influence the way people vote.I’m going to ramble here and I don’t really have exactly conflicting examples, but bear with me.Using Australia as an example, no one really talks about the massive cuts the conservative NSW state government made to the fire prevention service, and now we have bushfires worse than ever before.But you know everyone has seen that footage of Donald Trump with toilet paper on his shoe, or Theresa May’s dancing, or that interview of Boris Johnson talking about making buses.The Left media and pop culture need to understand that while these things get a chuckle and a few retweets, it doesn’t make people not vote for them. If they’re serious about winning back governments, they need to report on what the conservative governments are actually doing, rather than just make fun of them.
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SATAN: I need more ideas on how to torture people
DEMON: Tell them they’re gonna watch Speed and put on Speed 2: cruise control insteadSATAN: What the fuck Morris, I love that.
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There’s a creature in Scotland that looks just like the Loch Ness Monster.
It’s the likeness monster.
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My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was comming
My dad still laughs at the way he found out I was coming…After that butt dial I now leave my phone on the night stand.