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A Hispanic Magician
A Hispanic magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno, dos – “He disappeared without a tres.
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The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.
What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?
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Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
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Elsweyr, anyone?
r/EarthPorn•Posted byu/Quasar80007 hours agoPalm trees growing on steep cliffs, Wadi Ghuweir, Jordan [OC] [3648 x 2736]OC
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Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless
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What does a vegan say to his doctor?
I’m in pain from my head tomatoes
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The label said “Stir Well Before Use”.
So I stirred it three days before I needed it.
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What’s red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
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When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .
He’s thinking with his South Pole
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Mr. T opened up an all you can eat buffet.
It’s called I Pity The Full