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Amsterdam

amsterdam

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difference

Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!”

Women look at a man’s face and think the same…

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italicized

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy.
I guess you could say it’s…. italicized.

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barter

I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman

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surprice

So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day Ever.

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already

My doctor said that jogging could add years to my life. I didn’t believe him at first, but I went yesterday and I feel ten years older already.

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on the phone

I heard your house was robbed last week. Are you okay? I heard the robber said you could give him your phone or a blowjob.

I see you are reading this on your phone.

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difference

Im not saying you shouldnt trust the internet but there is a huge differance between the number of ipads I won and the number of ipads I own.

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do you want?

I just bought a 3D Printer, who wants one?

I’ll print you one out.

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matches

North Korea Decided Not To Firing Rockets…
No One Couldn’t Find The Matches…