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Stormtrooper armor were designed as a joke so they would die instantly when they get shot but then the empire bought out a whole armies worth.
But who’s to blame here, the guy who made them or the guy who placed the order?Kinda explains the clone wars.
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If you can fill in the salaries to make it work. Ben Simmons for CP3+Gallo. Who says no?
Certainly it fits the timeline for Thundies and Philly is in ultimate win now mode with the shooters they need. If both teams can make the salaries work+add in picks to swing it. Is this a win-win trade?
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An American just married his Chinese mail order bride…
They’re at the hotel after their quick wedding, ready to be intimate for the first time. They’re making out, things are getting hot and heavy.Chinese Wife says: We can do whatever you want. What do you want to do? American husband says : I want to try a 69 Chinese Wife says: Why you want a Beef and Broccori?!
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Post nut clarity?
Nah, cumming back to your senses.
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Disney’s Frozen…
…cryogenically. Isn’t he?
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There is no reverse cowgirl in Kentucky
You don’t turn your back on family!
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Why should Eggs Benedict be served on chrome dishes at this time of year?
Oh, there’s no plates like chrome, for the hollandaise …
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What do you have when you have 2000 British pounds?
A ton of money.
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Man walks into a bank asking for an Interest-Free Checking account
“Who cares?” the receptionist says and sighs.
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An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
Jokes
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