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familiar

Is it just me or the words “Lawyer” and “Liar” sound a bit too familiar….??

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wtml

My wife said that I should use the term ‘make love’ instead of ‘fuck.’

What the make love is she talking about?

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Brain: I’m bored.
Heart: Me too. Let’s mess with this idiot.
Brain: Okay. You say one thing & I’ll say another.
Heart: Sounds like fun.

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She got her good looks from her father – he’s a plastic surgeon.

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4D

Can’t wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

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Amsterdam

amsterdam

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difference

Men look at a woman’s behind and go “Wow, what an ass!”

Women look at a man’s face and think the same…

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italicized

The leaning tower of Pisa is in Italy.
I guess you could say it’s…. italicized.

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barter

I told my son about the birds and the bees today. He told me about Mom and the mailman

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surprice

So I got a job at McDonald’s recently, and I spent the whole day giving out fake engagement rings with couples’ meals. Best Valentines Day Ever.