institution
Someone once said to me, “You’re insane! You should be in an institution!” I said to them, “I’m married” You know what they say, marriage… Read More »institution
Fun jokes
Michelle
Got up extra early to shave my legs because I’m gonna order pizza now. I watch a lot of porn.
NSA
My daughter asked me why I haven’t been reading my texts….. I figured if they were important, the NSA would tell me!!
cheapest
I wish I didn’t buy the cheapest GPS they had. It’s just a woman’s voice, telling me to pull over and ask for directions.
no excuse
Me: is there a problem officer? Cop: I noticed the vehicle swerving a lot. Me: I had 8 beers officer. Cop: that’s no excuse to… Read More »no excuse
idea
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people that send me a dollar.
more beer
At the bar, Bizi orders 10 beers. An hour later, he orders 10 more. What does he have? …A wife and 4 fucking kids…
lower
Women may not hit harder, but they do hit lower.
behind
Behind every great woman is a man who loves doggy style.
finally
I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…