Fun jokes

I would rather die: A husband walks in on his wife having an affair. Enraged, the husband grabs the man and takes him out to… Read More »self punishment

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theater where they are prepared to… Read More »sweet aroma

Just because she weighed as much as two women…. doesn’t mean you had a threesome.

After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the… Read More »headache

According to the anti-piracy ads “Copying DVDs is steeling” By that logic, taking a photo is kidnapping.

And the lord said “let there be light!”… And beer has never been the same since.

I opened a new bottle of wine today and let it breathe… It didnt look to be breathing so I gave it mouth to mouth!

I’ve spent the last six months trying to find my Mother-In-Law’s killer, but no one is willing to do it.

I don’t understand the point of lap dancing clubs. …If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay… Read More »lap dancing