Group sex… For those not capable of getting the job done themselves!!
Category: Fun jokes
at 16
When I was a kid, we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny. By the time I was 16 I owned my own house.
drug
The internet is a drug. You get on for 1 minute to check your Facebook, 4 hours later your pants are down by your ankles and you feel all awkward and lonely.
nothing new
They say the Kindle Fire is the first tablet that allows you to communicate with the cloud. I found I was able to communicate with both clouds and rainbows using LSD.
cat life
How is it that whenever I run over a cat it’s on it’s 9th life?
the near future
Standing on the street, I was telling a co worker about how the government plants surveillance devices in street equipment to watch us… “That’s a fucking lie”, replied a lamp post.
Swiss
“What’s the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?” “Well, the flag is a big plus!”
warning
My favorite bumper sticker: “If you can read this, I can slam on my breaks and sue you.”
а finger
My blonde secretary had to take down a lot of notes, so I told her she could use my Dictaphone. She said, “No, thanks. I’ll use my finger.”
advice
Be yourself. Unless you want to be with me. Then be what I want. At the exact moment that I want it. – All women