My husband asked me to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill his fantasy… that we have health insurance.
Category: Fun jokes
awkward
There’s nothing more awkward than beating your family on a Wii game that requires the remote to be vigorously jerked back and forth, only for your mother to ask you “Have you been practicing?”
nice…
Pick-up line: “I think it’s high time someone came over here and told you what everyone has been saying about you behind your back.” “And what is that?” “Nice ass!”
confused
Ladies..Men think with their penis… So if you see one scratching their crotch, it means they’re confused.
home
I just made a sex tape. but I guess Home Alone is already taken.
like mal nipple
Religion is like the male nipple: It has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.
sing
How many country singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5, one to screw it in, and four to sing about how much they miss the old one.
note
I read somewhere that 37 is too old to still be living with your parents. It was on a note, in my bedroom.
no, I am not
My friend said im trivial and boring. Funny thing, Did you know the word ‘trivia’ has an interesting origin story.
procedure
Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.