Fun jokes

My wife said, “Honey, let’s do something different tonight.” “What did you have in mind?” I asked. “I want you to imagine I’m a slutty… Read More »different

I wish Facebook would notify me when people delete me. That way I can ”like” it.

Friend:”You look pretty today!” Me: “Umm..was I ugly yesterday?”

Little Johnny is out walking with his dad when they see two dogs shagging on the other side of the road. “What are they doing,… Read More »holding

I don’t understand some politicians… “Government doesn’t work. Elect us and we will prove it. “

I have got to stop living every day like it could be my last. The hangovers are killing me…

I remember my Dad telling me, “Son. Only ever gamble what you don’t mind losing.” It was the last thing he said to me before… Read More »losing

I always wanted to name my first daughter after my first love… but my wife thinks that “nutella” is not the right name for her!!

Alcohol isn’t the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

Whoever snuck the s in fast food is a clever bastards.