Fun jokes

I might be going to hell, but my at least my coffee will never get cold.

If I find out who sent my wife a large bouquet of flowers today, I’m going to beat their ass. ….The stupid bitch thought it… Read More »reward

Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn’t even listening to you.

I Gave your girlfriend an oral mammogram.

Yawning is your bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining.

I will never forget my teachers.. but I will keep on trying.

Barack Obama…. The first black presidennt and he starts selling weed.

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth… and on the back:…and… Read More »t-shirt

I was going to go to the gym but I got exhausted trying to parallel parking.

No, I don’t want to come to your cat’s birthday party…you freak. My dog’s getting married that weekend.