Fun jokes

I try to let my wife run things at home. Like the dishwasher, hoover and lawnmower.

it’s my girlfriend’s fault I slept with all her friends…. she’s the one that told them I have a huge cock!!

Valentine’s Day is just a massive hassle bruh. I need to: 1. Remember to text my girlfriend a long lovey dovey message at the beginning… Read More »without

I can’t believe I actually tricked a woman into sleeping with me. All I had to do was buy her a ring and live with… Read More »trick

Snooker table is the coolest table for men. It teaches them how to play with the balls and concentrate on many holes using a single… Read More »Concentrate

They say money talks, mine just waves goodbye.

I was making a sandwich when I thought to myself, “So, there is a downside to divorce”.

This morning my wife woke me up with a nudge. “Oh God,” she said, “I’ve just had a horrible nightmare.” “Oh no,” I replied cuddling… Read More »coincidence

how long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask the wifi password

My apartment is full of Valentine’s Day cards. I’m not that popular, I’m just a really lazy mail man!