Fun jokes

I walked into a barbershop today. The guy said, “Can I help you sir?” I said, “I just need a short cut”, as I walked… Read More »short cut

I walked in last night and my wife said, “Where have you been?” I said, “Playing poker at Dave’s.” She said, “Ok, what have you… Read More »won

This girl was chatting me up at the pub. “So, what do you do for a living?” she asked, batting her eyelids over her glass.”… Read More »boxer

I danced like nobody was watching and now I need a lawyer.

Shouting, constantly rearranging stuff and sweeping. No wonder women are so good at curling!!

One of my biggest fears is that after I die I’ll get reincarnated as myself.

My wife is one of those people that can spot the humour in any given situation. And quickly remove it.

We should place the elderly in prisons because they will get a shower everyday, video surveillance in case of problems, three meals a day, access… Read More »replacement

My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for “Best way to clean cum off a keyboard?”

My wife said, ” Why do you never take me to the theatre? You know I love the theatre.” I said, “Why do you never… Read More »why