Fun jokes

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I… Read More »autocorect

According to my penis, there’s a 99% chance I like you.

When a women says “what?” Its not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you’ve said. WRONG, she’s challenging… Read More »what?

The year is 2030. Ted Mosby is 52 years old, still sad and alone, while all his friends are married. He goes to a strip… Read More »how I met your mother

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because… Read More »honest

I was transferred to a new school last week. I hated being the new guy so I had to make a name for myself. I… Read More »new school

I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One… Read More »one minute

If you get a new job before you quit your old one, its considered responsible; however, if you do that with your girlfriend it’s considered… Read More »cheating

I’m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.

Women have the ability to keep smiling even when they’re planning revenge.