Fun jokes

A little boy was doing his Math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six,… Read More »the sum

Fred: “Why are you so upset? ” Harry: “My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning. ” Fred: “So what? ” Harry: “So she… Read More »one

War is when the government tells you who the enemy is. Revolution is when you figure it out for yourself.

HIM:”What do I need to buy for you to make me some guacamole?” ME:”A wedding ring.”

As I picked up the largest cucumber in the supermarket a man also went to grab for it. “Oh, I bet you know why I want the biggest one,” I playfully winked at him. “Why don’t you come back to my place and find out what I will be using it for?” 

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My wife told me women were better at multi tasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she… Read More »not better

There’s a story they tell of two dogs.Both at different times walk into the same room.one comes out wagging his tail while the other comes… Read More »reflection

Do you need glasses? □ Yes □ No                   ✔

My wife left me because of my obsession with The Beatles. It’s been a hard day’s night.

I’m not left handed, I just like to play life on Hardcore.