Fun jokes

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday but then Friday is so close to monday.

I’m going to a gay bar tonight. I’m not gay.  I just wanna be in a bar where I can boast that I have fucked… Read More »More than..

Having sex without taking your clothes off is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

Do I regret is? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably. – A summary of most of my decisions.

As I waited to be taken down to start my prison term, I was allowed a final minute with my wife. I said “Listen Susan,… Read More »Week

Whilst travelling to work on the train this morning I noticed this really fit bird that I couldn’t take my eyes off. She saw me… Read More »Wtf

If I ever get a chance to appear on daytime TV, I’m going to say: Cunt, cunt, fuuuuck, shit!! Cock, fuck, cuuuunt!! Shiiitt, fuck, shiiitt,… Read More »Morse code

The wife  just told me that if I’m a good boy and eat all my dinner, she’s going to take me upstairs and fuck my… Read More »Lost appetite

According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?

A note to all the strippers out there. Bambi was a boy.