Fun jokes

‘Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life.” – Shakespear “Laughing At your Wife’s Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life….” – Shakespear’s Wife

Before marriage you realize the importance of sex. …. After marriage you realize the importance of masturbation

life is not a fairy tale. if you lose a shoe at midnight, you are drunk.

You said they were laughing with me… -well played tequila….well played 😒

50% of marriages fail… if you were going skydiving and they told you only 50% of the parachutes opened… would you still fucking jump

FAVORITE SEX POSITION: Really doesn’t matter as long as I’m not by myself!!!

A recent study shows that the leading cause of pregnancy in Ireland …. Is Guinness!

“We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives,” smiled my girlfriend as we flew out to our dream holiday in Hawaii.  “You… Read More »Forever

“I bet you your car, house, savings, and dignity that you can’t make me happy for the rest of my life.” -Women

My psychologist: Mhmm. Been drinking heavier than usual? Me: Mmm. Uhh. No, not really. Just the occasional glass of wine with dinner. My psychologist: Uh… Read More »Dinners