Fun jokes

My mom caught me masturbating when I was 14. My dad caught me smoking when I was 16 and he made me smoke 20 in… Read More »In a row

A new study has found that women find it seven times easier to read men’s facial expressions than men have reading women’s. That’s mostly because… Read More »Not looking

Cable company: No problem sir, a technician will be out tomorrow between 10:00AM and Thursday

She believes in honesty and wears a padded bra.

Women are quick to leave a man who lives with his mom but will mess with a man who lives with his wife.

My wife stopped the car today and asked a guy for some directions. “What’s the quickest way to get to the town centre?” she asked.… Read More »Swap

I didn’t have alcohol for a week and got a text from my Liver, “Hey there! You still alive?”

Just got nominated for an Oscar for my role as “man surprised his credit card was declined”

My girlfriend broke up with me. I guess it’s time to take things in my own hands now.

The kidnapper rang and said to me, “€10,000 and you get your wife back.” “Negotiate with him!” advised the policeman. “€20,000 and she’s all yours.”… Read More »Negotiate