Fun jokes

Barcelona came to Anfield 4 nothing..

Teacher: Your daughter said the F word in class. Me: Well…She didn’t fucking learn it from me.

The only advantage other people have over me is that they can kiss my ass and I can’t.

New scientific evidence has come to light that one beer takes nine minutes off your life. According to my calculations, I died sometime in September… Read More »@Stevo

I phoned a Chinese Restaurant last night and the man said, “harrow, I’m Wang Kin the Chef” I said, “No worries mate, I’ll call back… Read More »@Strype

It’s not about how many times you fall. It’s about how many times you get back up. Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work,… Read More »@Jokester

If I had a dollar for everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks….Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

Boss: You’re doing great! Keep doing what you’re doing. Me: I wish I knew what I was doing.

Me: Do you want me to look into your eyes when I stick it in my mouth? Officer: Ma’am just blow into the breathalyzer please.

Alcohol: Post it, it’s fuckin hilarious. Sobriety: WTF?…I’m never drinking again.