Fun jokes

I’m comin’ up so you better get this pad-thai started.

Because it’s in tents

It was hard

Because he was told that’s where he can find Holmes.

Two hobos were walking down the tracks. They encounter a mangy old dog sitting in the middle of the tracks, contorted into that weird position… Read More »Two Hobos

So I took their phones and hid the modem

They’re high in the middle and round on both ends.

– Pity me sir, I have a wife and six children, said the beggar.The gentleman replied: – Dear fellow! Accept my heartfelt sympathy, so have… Read More »I hear you, brother

It doesn’t matter, he won’t come to you anyway.