Fun jokes

Mom: You sure about this? I think you deserve better.Me: But mom, I love her so much!Mom: I’m talking to her.

I use minor scaled and it’s pretty hard to arrange notes.Here’s the MP3 if you want to hear. (Comes with an FLP if anyone wants… Read More »How do i stop my medieval music melodies from sounding like trap beats?

The self-driving chap,He greases his pole and provokes his own sap.Absolved of the need of a quarrelsome wife,He humps himself nightly and lives a great… Read More »Y stands for Yanker…

And I won a gold medal for finishing second in the Olympics.(He’s not technically impeached until third step: senate trial, majority republican senate)

i am trying to write a simple hangman game in c it is only a prototype and when i run my code with my while… Read More »My while loop breaks my program

“Sex?” he asked. “What’s that?”She explained what sex was and he said, “Oh, Tarzan use a hole in the trunk of tree!”Horrified, Jane said, “Oh,… Read More »One day Jane found Tarzan in the jungle. He was lean and muscular and she was very attracted to him. During the course of their conversation, she asked what he did for sex.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!