Fun jokes

They go to the doctor to have the baby checked up.Doctor: I have some good news and bad news.Dad: what’s the good news please.Doctor: your… Read More »A couple have just had a baby

The wizard tells them “When you climb those trees,whatever you ask for will be at the top waiting for you.” The first guy climbs and… Read More »Three people are stranded on an island with a wizard

Needles to say, she was sattisfied

They used to play with wooden toy pirates after school, using ventilation shafts in each others’ houses as their place to get away from their… Read More »A boy and a girl were best friends since they were kids

So, I’m at the doctors and this person sits next to me and says:”why so glum chum”? Told him to fuck up and went and… Read More »People can be so thoughtless; it’s better to be quiet and not say anything.

if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re “doing a good job” if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”

I have this one character that supposed to represent two things: Old Money coming with a prestigious name and the self-made man who reach success… Read More »Dealing with a contradiction in a character

When you throw a boomerang off a cliff it comes back to you