Fun jokes

2021: The Russian army is the second strongest army in the world.2022: The Russian army is the second strongest army in Ukraine.2023: The Russian army… Read More »Regress

Boss: “I can clearly smell alcohol on somebody’s breath!” – One of the staff: “Um, boss, this is a Zoom meeting.”

Me – This escape room sucks 😒Nurse – Sir, this is a psych ward

I’m gonna divorce my husband after he spent all our life savings getting a penis enlargement…I just can’t take it any longer

How soon after waking up is it OK to take a nap… Asking for myself.

l want my children to have all the things in the world l could never afford. Then I’m going to move in with them.

Instagram announced they’re launching a competitor to Twitter. However, they hit a snag: Instagram users couldn’t figure out how to add filters to their tweets.

– Excuse me sir, we have a dress code here. – I work in IT – carry on

Have you ever experienced that morning surge of inner energy, a charge of invigoration for the day, and an uncontainable desire to create? No? Neither… Read More »neither have I

I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »@awesome_smokey