Hookers don’t fart
They let out little prosti-toots
Fun jokes
What do you sing to a mute bodyguard on X’Mas eve?
Silent Knight, Holy Knight
Films used to be called vmoies…
…but now they movie.
Chickens dont fight
They bocks
What is the best american alternative metal band in australia?
System of a down under.
I read the mood like how I read a book
I can’t read
Humpback whales have a very short lifespan.
After about 30 seconds, the turn into sperm whales.
Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.
What do you call a Halal buffet?
Halal you can eat.