There was a man who mistook TippEx for Viagra
He woke up in the morning with a massive correction
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He woke up in the morning with a massive correction
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Very hard to get
Because I know it means a lot to them
But when I do it’s fucking in tents!
It goes in one end and out the udder.
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“No,”the friend said,”people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”They do when they give it to me!”came the response.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
I walked in on my parents having Chex.