Fun jokes
So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I say to those people. Have you tried snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo wearing a seat belt? It’s fucking… Read More »People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
How does Moses make his tea
Hebrews it
Justice is best served cold.
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”
Pretty excited… but does anyone know what “ternative” means?
I just rear ended a car and damaged the bumper.
It was an accident