Fun jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn’t cry when you put your load in it.
I am not sure if the thai girl am dating is a guy
but something inside me tells me that she is.
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when he asked what the weather was like?
It looks like rain dear
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson
I spent $80 on a belt that didn’t fit…
My wife said it was a huge waist.
A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”