Congrats to Juice Wrld…
My man is one week sober.
thefun
I just did a public rant about how evil people who make up stories on the internet are.
When I was done, everyone clapped.
Why don’t roosters lay eggs?
They are too busy laying hens
One man said to a chocolate maker “Are you a magician?”
The chocolate maker said “No, but I got a couple twix up my sleeve.”
Why can’t you convicted Abraham Lincoln?
Because he’s always in a cent
Someone people are good-looking enough for others to assume they must be an IG influencer…
People take one look at me and assume I have reddit.
An acorn is not a corn
and a corn is not an acorn
3 men were stranded in a desert
3 men were stranded in a desert.They were dying of thirst when a genie appeared to them. The genie said, “Here, I have a magical… Read More »3 men were stranded in a desert
Why did the pawn shop buy the oldest piece of chewing gum in the world?
Because it was in mint condition