until
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, my breakfast, lunch, juice, dinner, and at least two drinks.
thefun
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish…
When going out to a new place, what wifi stands for, Wifi: “Wish I Find Internet”
chances
71 killed in Nigeria as a result of a bus explosion. What are the chances all on board are millionaires with no family and my… Read More »chances
question
“My mind is telling me nooo… But my body…My body’s telling me yesss…BABY” Cashier: Ma’am…would you like fries with that or not?
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Tennis players don’t marry because Love means Nothing to them.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I…
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I find a book on female orgasms?” The librarian points him towards shelf… Read More »A man walks into a library and asks the librarian “Where can I…
no joke
~To make it stand, you wet it.~ ~To make it wet, you suck it.~ ~To make it stiff, you lick it.~ ~To get it in,… Read More »no joke
instead
I wish more of my handcuff stories involved sex, instead of police officers.
candy or money
I don’t know what’s happening in this country. You’ve got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It’s a nightmare –… Read More »candy or money
long cuddle
I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex. It’s the quickest way to deflate her.