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Have you ever experienced that morning surge of inner energy, a charge of invigoration for the day, and an uncontainable desire to create? No? Neither… Read More »neither have I

I was at an important job interview today..“Are you on facebook?” I was asked.“Sorry, no. I’m not.” I replied.“Twitter?”“Nope.”“Instagram?”“Nah.”“Look, just put your fucking phone away,… Read More »@awesome_smokey

I have no idea why this cop is so pissed off! I yelled “just kidding” and IMMEDIATLY gave him his gun back!

You know, the band “Fine Young Cannibals” originally had 8 members.

Snooker rules applied to sex If Red is blocking Pink, go for the Brown.

Last night I was offered a threesome by two hot twins Sex with Jessica felt great, but Jeremy was a pain in the ass.

When someone says, “It’s better than sex” they haven’t been having the right kind of sex.