Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
Senator 1 says “The thing is, I don’t believe that we can vote for this bill if we aren’t consulted by a group of medical… Read More »Two senators are arguing about a healthcare bill
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What kind of pencils do toilets use?
Number 2 pencils
What’s the difference between money and dead bodies?
I don’t have a pile of money in my basement
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
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It’s not POTUS anymore
It’s IMPOTUS.
normal people : “You’re welcome.”
Yoda : “come, will you ?”
“Your mom” jokes are getting old so here’s a “your dad” joke to shake things up.
Your dad is so horny that he called 911 to ask for a police escort.
Can finally say I’m single by choice
Women’s choice.