Why aren’t all the Trump supporters out having a rally against his impeachment?
Their white sheets aren’t clean from the last rally yet
thefun
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red (duh). Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?!?
To me, a good steak is just like sex.
Very rare.
Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
Shortly after take off, he announces “This is your Captain speaking, Thank you for flying with us this morning. The weather is… ” Then suddenly… Read More »Pilot is welcoming the passengers on the plane
“Daddy, why does Santa carry that big bag of gifts?”
Dad: “That’s just how he presents himself.”
I Renamed my iPod The Titanic
So when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”