A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
Everyday the doctor would give her a rose and she would thank himThen the lawyer would give her an apple everyday and she would say… Read More »A doctor and a lawyer love the same woman
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I went to a friend with whom i had recently fought.
I told him zilch. He then snapped and said” this means nothing”.
Heard about the Trump fruit salad?
It’s mostly orange ‘m’ peach.
(OC) what do you call a wall of teenage girls blocking a hallway?
The Great Wall of vagina
Elephant Hunting
My grandfather would tell me stories of how they caught elephants with only a few peanuts… They would dig a deep hole and burn a… Read More »Elephant Hunting
Noticed this glitch in the Aggressive heist option
Even if you didn’t steal the boring machine, you can still enter by the sewers.Has anyone noticed this too?
I got a haircut last week but I didn’t really like it.
It’s okay though, it’s growing on me.
The Magical Elevator
A 12-year-old boy and his father were new to the Western World and entered a shopping mall for the first time.The boy was amazed by… Read More »The Magical Elevator
What did the popcorn get charged for?
A-salt & Buttery.
Why did they call the painter who liked strangling sex, ‘the vegetable’
Cos he was an artichoke.