When I die, I’d like to go in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming like the other 4 people in the car.
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Common English mistakes:
Mixing up their, there or they’reWrong use of to, too or twoEnslaving innocent peoplePutting commas in the wrong place
Chuck Norris once slapped a JPEG and it became a GIF
Are Chuck Norris jokes even still a thing???
One-night stands are great with drummers
As opposed to guitarists, there’s no strings attached.
Hamburgers and titjobs have a lot in common
They’re both just pieces of meat stuck in between 2 soft buns
What’s the similarity between a hare and a pear?
They’re both green…Apart from the hare.
French communists must be like
we, we! baguettes!
Did you hear about the time traveling politician?
Their policies are ahead of the times
3 men are lost in a desert
They’re on the verge of dying from dehydration when they find a genie lamp on the ground. They rub it and a genie comes out… Read More »3 men are lost in a desert
A women just gave birth
Soon after her husband pulled the doctor aside and asked him “How soon until we can have sex”?The doctor smiled and replied “I can meet… Read More »A women just gave birth