What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
The boomerang came back
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You know why black people love watching sports?
Easy, cause they dominate that shit.It’s the same reason white people watch the History Channel.
The Holy Bible is proven to be 100% accurate.
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
I just can’t see myself wearing it.
If I rubbed sanitizer containing ethanol on paint containing mercury, what’s the chance I created ethyl mercury?
Hey there folks! If I were to rub hand sanitizer on paint containing mercury, would ethyl mercury be formed, poisoning me?
Re-examining the legacy of Princess Diana
Researchers have concluded that compared to other royals her legacy was head and shoulders apartAt least, that’s how they found her on the dashboard.
Last night marks the first time in history
A President was Imoranged.
How does Obi-Wan Kenobi punish his kids?
He high grounds them
My son just learned that 2+7 is 3!
I really need to work on his penmanship…