What is big, orange, and ends with peach?
James and the Giant Peach
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two homeless blondes
Two homeless blondes start to live in abandoned railway carriages. They tell each other how it feels like.The fist one says: “I don’t like the… Read More »two homeless blondes
A photon checks into a hotel.
The bellhop asks: “Hello, can i help with your luggage?””Oh thanks, no need, i am travelling light.”
Be honest JJ Abrams, Palpatine was not part of the original plan
Rian Johnson fucked up and you did fan service to try and work back fans and you failed miserably
Why are niggas scared of lawnmowers and chainsaws?
RRRRUUNNNN – nigganigganigaanigga
what did the librarian say after the suicidal kid tried to borrow a book on how to commit suicide
“Fuck no I know you’re not going to return it”
It’s hard to tell jokes/puns to kleptomaniacs,
Since they take things literally.
When life gives you melons
you’re dyslexic
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
Because its RAW!
I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread the other day
Then when I looked again it said ‘thick cut’