A refreshing snack for the holidays?
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A man mumbled to his friend, sitting at the bar,”My girl,Mary, is going to die of syphilis.”…
“No,”the friend said,”people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”They do when they give it to me!”came the response.
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.
I’ve never been able to have cereal for breakfast ever since a traumatic childhood experience.
I walked in on my parents having Chex.
Swan dive
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This was almost painful.
Me: “I have a joke for you,”Friend: “Ok shoot.”Me: “Well if you say so!”-Friend gets shot-
Wanna know why in soccer they don’t use green cards?
Because all the Mexicans would be running to the field
What do you call a mexican on a trampoline?
A jumping bean.
Driving the Kids to School
Son: “Dad, what’s and alcoholic?”Dad: “Son, do you see those 4 cars ahead of us? An alcoholic would see 8.”Son: But, dad there’s only 2.”
A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.
He turns to his wife and says, Bring the little ones inside, it looks like its going to be a wet day. His wife says… Read More »A Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red looked out his window.