I ran a marathon for charity
It was for kids with asthma, i easily finsihed 1st.
thefun
Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Put an ad in the paper. No one showed up for weeks. Finally a knock on the door. Guy standing there with no arms. Quasi… Read More »Quasimodo needed a sub bell ringer…
Flour, salt, and butter go to a dance.
Butter sees flour and salt dancing in the corner.He walks over to them and asks, “can I cut in?”
I ain’t afraid of my wife!
But don’t tell her I said that.
Two guys are going out to get breakfast. One asks “wanna get a bagel sandwich?”
“A bagel sandwich? That’s way too much bread.”
I don’t have a girlfriend
But I know someone who would be angry if they heard me say that.
Tragically, my Korean friend passed away this morning.
He was So Yung.
What do you call a gay dog
A golden receiver
There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes
I live in the UK, and there have been several recent cases where schoolboys have been allowed to wear skirts as part of their uniform,… Read More »There is no problem with boys and girls having different school dress codes