Feeling amorous after a difficult day…
…the President hops into bed next to the first lady.She immediately lets out a shriek. “Christ!!! Your feet are cold!!!”He chuckles and replies “That’s OK… Read More »Feeling amorous after a difficult day…
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After sending me a “free” Pixel 3aXL, Visible wrote to me asking to return my dead phone.
Wonder how’ll they’ll feel when I tell them my old phone is in a recycle bin somewhere. Should they have mentioned that they’d be wanting… Read More »After sending me a “free” Pixel 3aXL, Visible wrote to me asking to return my dead phone.
VPNs are like Condoms
One leak and you could end up sentenced to at least 18 years.
What did Donald Trump say to the guy who kept calling him an Orange?
I’m not an Orange.. Impeach.
So when a girl tells her friend she has a great ass in that jeans it’s okay,
But when I tell my buddy the same thing I am ‘being inappropriate’ and I ‘should really close the coffin now’. The world we live… Read More »So when a girl tells her friend she has a great ass in that jeans it’s okay,
A boy asks his dad one day, “Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential?”
His dad replies, “Well, you’re my son – I’m confident about that. And your best friend Jimmy is also my son – that’s confidential.”
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!”
I thought that was a really odd way to start a conversation with me.
– Please describe yourself with 10 words.
I am sorry, but I do not understand the question.
I’m really worried about going to San Diego, Long Beach, Anaheim, and Los Angeles
I think I have SoCal anxiety.
Uga Buga or Death?
Three men who travelled to explore Africa got kidnapped by a large African tribe. The kidnappers locked the three man in small cages and left… Read More »Uga Buga or Death?