Girls always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they start calling me ugly and broke.
thefun
I’m a bartender
Guy: One Mojito pleaseMe: SureGuy: Can you make it virgin?Me (Holding back tears): Yes… yes I can
A waiter brings dinner to the table
The patron remarks, “Why is your thumb on my steak?””I didn’t want it to fall on the floor again!”
My ex is upset that I tell people she performs multiple handjobs every day for £5 a pop…
Apparently, the proper description for her job is “manicurist,”
I told all my friends to stand in a line and punch me…
There is no punchline.
Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
Like you look at the history books and go back millions of years to the dinos. There are massive herbivores the size of buildings. There… Read More »Isn’t it so fucking cool that birds are dinosaurs?
JOKESTER
Relationships are a just like Game Of Thrones, without the Thrones
JOKESTER
It’s not true love if he doesn’t text you after his wife falls asleep
If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
It seems that BTC fans like to point at any blockchain-interest out the Chinese Government as being “good for Bitcoin”. This is so very wrong.While… Read More »If China ever adopts blockchain, it will be the death of BTC.
As a scientist, I finally reach the same achievement as Isaac Newton and Josiah Gibbs.
Being single and unmarried for whole life.