Give the gift of disappointment this year!
Give an inactive gift card
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Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
I’m so fricking mad right now, it’s pouring out of me. I need to know if my wife and I are assholes or getting wrongly… Read More »Upset for being asked not to hold my nephew?
Wanna know why they call me Christmas?
Cause Christmas came early this year.
Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?