If it weren’t for blinds…
It would be curtains for you
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What’s the difference between Trump and a superglue?
A superglue can easily be removed.
I like my coffee like my girls.
Without another’s dick in it.
When i was 8, priest told me “A man shall not lie with a man”
Then he came closer and said “But you are not the man yet, right?”
My new blow up doll is so realistic.
It told me it just wants to be friends.
December in Ireland
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You are like a cloud.
When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
Hey everyoneA couple of you may remember my post yesterday showing my first draft of parts. Since then I have taken your recommendations and applied… Read More »What would you change in this $1800 NZD build?
My 13 year old son came home the other night and told me he had just had sex for the first time. I asked him did he wear any protection?
He said, “yes Dad, we all wore balaclavas.”