I have a plan to transplant a rabbit’s cerebellum into a human skull.
It’s a hare-brained scheme.
thefun
I was excited to work for the ancient Egyptians
Until I realized it was a pyramid scheme
If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
Then two of my friends would have a dollar and two of their friends EACH would have have two dollars AT LEAST. And the guy… Read More »If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to get me to join a pyramid scheme…
My girlfriend changed when she became a vegetarian
Its like I had never seen herbivore
M-E-O-W
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Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I mean the first line in the Rukunnegara says “kepercayaan kepada Tuhan” which means “belief in God”. Any Malaysian here can give me further reading… Read More »Is being an atheist illegal in Malaysia?
I knew his name was Levi
But I didn’t expect him to actually do it
The first thing I do after waking up every morning is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of shit to IKEA.
I like my women like I like my coffee…
purchased at above-market rates from eco-friendly organic farming cooperatives in Latin America.
Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day