“9-1-1, what is your emergency?””Oh my God, it’s my wife – she done been gored by a hog, she’s bleedin’ some real bad! Send help!””Calm… Read More »A 9-1-1 operator in the deep South picks up the phone
All the Carrots were off their faces
… a man says: ‘Doctor, I’m unable to lie down or stand up; I can’t even sit down.’ The doctor responds: ‘I guess the only… Read More »Consulting a hotheaded doctor
Dad: Wonderful; do you have a girl in mind?!Boy: Yes… grandma! She said she loves me, I love her, too….and she’s the best cook &… Read More »Boy aged 4: Dad, I’ve decided to get married.
I know that’s a pretty broad range, but I would like to see some options. I’m coming from a late 2014 27″ iMac. It has… Read More »[$1400-2000, USA] Windows Computer for After Effects, Photoshop, and gaming. Include Monitor (dual if possible), keyboard, and mouse.
Suitors: [all awkwardly look at the toaster]
He went into an electronics shop and went to the phone section. He went and talked to the staff “This new phone is the newest… Read More »A man was looking to buy a new phone.
The jingle physics
Don’t pay her…..
Because there’s three different religious holidays to make fun of people for celebrating.