A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
thefun
My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
A herd of people is called a crowd
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Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That… Read More »Have no idea where to begin?
What is the difference between a Kebab Doner and a Sperm Donor?
The Sperm Donor was tested for STDs.
This has to be the most eco friendly sub on Reddit
We Recycle postsWe Re-use jokesWe Reduce OC
A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
Hol up
If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches…