How’d you call an old point?
Jurassic period.
thefun
If only god can judge you….
What the hell does a judge do!?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red
It depends on how hard you throw them
How are a train and a bicycle similar?
You can’t make watermelon juice with none of them.
Mad respect!
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Girlfriend walks into tk max halfway through the night out. She says….
I won’t be long, I promise.
Didn’t like my hot teacher
I had a really hard time trying to understand the concepts
What do you call a russian lego?
The Soviet Bloc
Why is the blonde woman waiting for her 15 friends outside the movie theater?
Because the movie is over 16’s
What happens if you see a robbery at an Apple store?
You become an iWitness.