What did the pretentious underground portion of a house say to the floors above it at an EDM festival?
“I wonder what the bass meant?”
thefun
Son: What was George Washington Carver most well known for?
Dad: Carving Mount Rushmore?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Narcoleptic. Narcoleptic who?
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think my dog ate all of the a scarbble tiles
He keeps dropping hints around the house
Try and name a better duo than me and procrastination
Go ahead, I’ll wait
Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
Patient: WTF! Doctor: Ma’am, you need to calm down.Does this work? Not sure if it’s clear that the patient is a male originally. Should I… Read More »Doctor: During your surgery we accidentally amputated your genitals
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,… Read More »In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
SSD questions
Going to build my first PC in a few days, so I’ve got just a few questions about SSDs.Is the 256gb ADATA SX8200 Pro a… Read More »SSD questions
I’m tired of the term whistleblower.
Can we all start using the term Snitchbitch instead?
Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies.