An American sergeant is talking to an Australian trooper
The American yells: “Did you come here to die?!”The Australian replies: “No, I came here yesterday.”
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A Hispanic Magician
A Hispanic magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, “Uno, dos – “He disappeared without a tres.
The Smith family name gets its origin from a line of blacksmiths. The Cobbler family name get its origin from a line of shoe repairmen.
What the hell was going on with the Dickinson family?
Why did the skeleton didn’t go to prom?
Because he fat and ugly and no one like him.
Elsweyr, anyone?
r/EarthPorn•Posted byu/Quasar80007 hours agoPalm trees growing on steep cliffs, Wadi Ghuweir, Jordan [OC] [3648 x 2736]OC 5.2k points31 comments
Whoever thought of the idea of the french revolution was very thorough
while the concept was mostly raw, the execution was flawless
What does a vegan say to his doctor?
I’m in pain from my head tomatoes
The label said “Stir Well Before Use”.
So I stirred it three days before I needed it.
What’s red, white, and blue?
A sad candy cane.
When Santa tries to sleep with other women . . .
He’s thinking with his South Pole