He suspected his wife was having an affair and cheating on him during her lunch hour at work. One day, he decided to leave work… Read More »A man suspected his wife of cheating on him. (A long one, but a good one)
“Why are you so laid back all of a sudden?” I asked him.“I’ve hired a professional to worry about all my problems for me,” he… Read More »My mate Dave’s always been the kind of bloke that gets stressed over everything, but lately he doesn’t seem like he’s got a care in the world.
…I wont need to be wearing glasses
One cop picks it up and says, “Hey, this face looks familiar.”He hands the mirror to the second cop, who looks at it, and says,… Read More »Two cups find a mirror on the floor.
A city slicker goes out to the country wanting to have a horse ride. He has no experience so asks for a well trained horse.… Read More »City slicker rides a horse
Today and tomorrow
I mean he releases his inner demon with his ultimate just like Aatrox, he heals off of his abilities, he even looks like a darkin.… Read More »Just a shower thought: isnt swain literally a darkin?
So I asked her:Guess where we are going for dinner.To McDonald’s?So I took her to McDonald’s.
Never come across these Polish guys before but liking it
Person 2: “Hmmm…the name rings a bell.”